Well It’s Friday And…

March 14, 2014

Tomorrow morning’s dawn brings the opening day of turkey season out here in the Hill Country.  Along with it, of course, will come a good chance of scattered thunderstorms.  We can use the rain.  But I don’t much care for sitting out in the pasture with lightning in the air.  I have learned the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

I haven’t really had a chance to get out and pattern the shotgun like I should.  It’s a good practice, by the way, for you other folks who might not be the procrastinators that I am.  Hunters are often surprised by the performance of their scatterguns when the purpose shifts from slinging wide patterns into the air at flying fowl to making precision placement on a (semi) stationary target.  Spending a few minutes and a few shells on a cardboard backstop can tell you a lot about what to expect.  It may even reduce that surprise to a mild shock when, in spite of all your preparations you still manage to miss that turkey inside of 20 yards.

It’s happened to me.  More than once.  It sucked.

The point is… preparation.  It’s really not the same as anticipation.  Waiting eagerly for opening day isn’t the same as preparing for it.  There’s a moral in there somewhere, probably, but the truth is I wasn’t going for sublime.  Just making the point.

I’ve got some decoys out in the barn.  Somewhere.  I’ve been meaning to dig them out.  The full-body foam decoys are probably smashed and crinkled, and packed underneath a bunch of other gear.  They’re probably not going to want to stand up properly after being folded and crushed for over a year.  They’re 10 years old. I probably should have replaced them by now.

The silhouette dekes should be in better shape.  If I can find them.  I saw the box they’re supposed to be in a few days ago, but there was nothing in it.  I’ve got a bunch of lumber in the corner of the barn.  I may have stacked it on top of the decoys.  If not there, then they’re somewhere else.

My favorite box call and slate are in my bedside table.  That probably seems a strange place for them.  I guess it is.  But at least they’ll be easy to find when morning comes.

The diaphragm calls were pretty much shot when I pulled them out last year, desiccated and torn from the abuse and poor storage.  It’s just as well, I suppose, since I haven’t practiced mouth calling in ages.  I wasn’t very good at it.  I ought to throw them away.  Maybe I will, the next time I see them.

My other calls are out in my turkey pack, hanging in a dark corner of the barn.  There should be a few slate calls, extra strikers, some chalk for the box call, and stuff like that.  There should also be some fat, shiny black spiders in the pack.  Maybe scorpions.  I should probably be careful when I reach in there tomorrow morning as I rush to beat the turkeys into the field.

It’s Friday and tomorrow morning is turkey season.  Outside my office window I can hear the distant gobble as the birds are coming off the roost.  I’m not prepared.  But I’m ready.

They’re Baaack! Turkey Time Just Around The Corner

March 9, 2014

2014_first_turkeysOh yeah!  After hearing them in the distance last week, I heard them much closer Saturday morning.  I ran back in and grabbed the box call and offered up a couple of gentle yelps, and was immediately rewarded with at least two very loud gobbles.  Then there was clucking and yelping…

I stood on the porch for a few more minutes and listened as it sounded like an army of birds was working their way up the canyon toward me.  In a few minutes, I could see them through the junipers on my neighbor’s place.  I watched for a little while, and then went back inside for more coffee.

About an hour later, I caught movement out in the barn pasture.  Two toms and four or five hens were poking through the new grass, moving contentedly… as if they’d been living here all year.

Turkey season opens on Saturday the 15th.  I think I’m ready.  How about ya’ll?

Is That A Gobble On The Wind?

March 3, 2014

It was the perfect kind of early spring morning.  A drizzling rain had been falling since well before sunrise, and the air was still and wet and cool.  It was the kind of Sunday morning where you just want to sit out on the porch with a hot cup of coffee and let the day begin.

And that’s what I did.

The rain from the gutters trickled musically down the rain chains, and then pattered with a percussive “thunk” on the lids of the over-full barrels.  A pair of woodpeckers chattered and fluttered around the dying branch of one of my red oaks.  White wing and Eurasian collared doves were cooing and hooting from their roosts in the cedars, loathe to come out in the rain.  Blue-grey nuthatches, red-faced English house sparrows, tiny Inca doves, and any number of ordinary LBBs (Little Brown Birds) covered the yard and barn pasture.  They were far less concerned about the misty drops of rain than with the last of the millet and cracked corn from the bird feeders, and the grass seed I’d just broadcast over the acre of rocky ground by the barn.  Their spirited chirps and songs provided a happy sort of background music to the rainy morning.

Some people talk about how quiet the country life is, but it’s pretty clear that “quiet” really isn’t the right word.  Peaceful, yes… but not quiet.  It’s downright cacophonous at times like this.

Down the canyon from me, about a quarter mile or so, my neighbor has collected something of a menagerie.  His herd includes goats, donkeys, geese, ducks, dogs, and a roving band of peacocks.  These beasts make up the farm animal section of the canyon orchestra, and theirs is not exactly a mellifluous contribution to the overall concerto.  Fortunately, they were resting their instruments as I tipped back the last drops of coffee.

But then, as I stepped to the porch rail to gaze out across the pastures for wildlife, I heard the first bleats and ba-ahs, and I recognized the signal that feeding time was near.  When the wind is right in the canyon, some small sounds carry right to me, and sure enough, I heard the creak of a screen door opening and a barely discernible voice.  The door creaked louder, and then slammed with a bang.

And on the damp breeze I caught it… for the first time all year… the distant shock-gobble of a tom turkey!

Feeding progressed, and occasionally over the braying of the jackass and the honking of geese, I heard again and again that wonderful sound.  Then the peacocks joined in, and soon there was a sort of call-and-response chorus of the peacock’s mewling screech, followed by the rattling gobbles that indicated not one, but a whole group of toms in the near distance.

I’ve been wondering all winter where those birds had gone, and now look forward to their steady migration back up the canyon.  The season here in Edwards County opens in less than two weeks, and I look forward to breaking out the slate and decoys and getting after the “feathered elk” again this year!


Danged Ol’ Turkey Burds

March 21, 2013

So the turkey season opened on Saturday, and I found myself sitting around in the early morning after Kat had to go to San Antonio.  What to do? 

The rattling gobble of a jake turkey answered that question soon enough.  I tossed on a camo shirt, and dug around until I found my old box call.  The bow, as always, was right by the back door and away I went, headed to the big pasture where we’d been seeing the birds almost every day for the last couple of weeks. 

Now it only made sense to me that I’d leave Iggy in the fence, just like I do when I go deer hunting.  A bouncy labrador isn’t exactly conducive to getting close enough to stick an arrow in a skittish prey animal.  I explained the facts of life to him as I shut the gate, and he seemed dejected but consigned to his role as yard dawg for the morning.  And all went well for about… oh, 30 seconds after I started walking away.

Iggy has a couple of different barks.  There’s little, yelping bark he does once in awhile as he’s playing.  There’s the throaty, growling bark he makes when something comes close to the fence in the dark (deer, jackrabbits, armadillos, people… it doesn’t matter).  And there’s a bellowing, mournful,godawful, howling noise he makes when I walk off into the woods without him. 

I ignored the dog’s noisy complaining and stalked off, out of his sight, and slipped into the pasture.  I dug into a brush pile, with my Montana Decoys, “Teaser Hen” set up about 20 yards away.  After a few minutes, Iggy finally seemed to give up and it got quiet for a bit.  I pulled out the box call, chalked the edge a little bit, and readied myself for action.  Thus ensued an interesting, yet cacophonous concert. 

I would scratch out a sexy, come-hither yelp.  Iggy would respond with his barbaric yawp.  And a pair of toms would gobble their heads off from the property across the road.  Lather, rinse, repeat… so to speak.  And never once did those birds come toward me. 

Finally, during a lull in the dog’s racket, I caught the sound of hens yelping and clucking from the far side of the canyon.  My neighbor has a feeder over there, and it must have recently gone off.  The toms gobbled another time or two, each time getting closer to those hens and further from me.  Realizing that competition would be futile, I packed up and went back to the house where I was greeted by an ecstatic black blur.  You’d think I’d been gone for a year!

I let Sunday pass.  My back was acting up, and I just didn’t have the gumption to go tramping out in the field. 

Monday brought way too much work, so I stayed in the house and focused on earning my paycheck.  From time to time, through the open window, I could hear the gobbling toms and jakes.  It sounded like the season was really starting to get underway, and sure enough, I glanced across the canyon to see a big tom all puffed up and strutting around a big cluster of hens. 

Tuesday morning I had the farrier coming at 09:00, so I went out to catch up the horses before he came in.  As I strolled across the pasture, I was shocked by a pair of gobbles from the fenceline.  Dang birds!  No time to deal with them, though, as the farrier’s old Dodge rattled up the drive.  They gobbled once more while we were working on the horses, a little further away but still on my property.

The horses all trimmed and the farrier paid, I went back to the house to get to work.  I jammed out some stuff, answered some emails, and suddenly it was lunch time.  I puttered around the kitchen, and decided I needed to thaw something for dinner.  I keep the big freezer out in the barn, so I went out to see what I could find.  Hanging on the barn wall next to the freezer is a bunch of hunting gear, including my “turkey pack”.  I poked around and dug out a slate call and striker.  After a touch of sandpaper, I figured I’d see how the old thing sounded. 

I scratched once.  Not bad.  I scratched again.  A booming gobble blasted back at me from the far edge of the pasture.  “Really?” I replied. 

I walked out to the fence and scratched at the call again.  The gobble was much closer, and as I peered through the branches of a cedar I could see a red head bobbing straight to me!  “Well, hell!”

I trotted back to the barn office and opened the gun safe to dig out my old Savage SxS and a couple of Bismuth duck loads (I used my last two “turkey shells” when I shot those birds back in January), then slunk back to hide beside the water trough.  I started to hit the call again, when I heard the purr and cluck of turkeys… really close.  A moment later, two jakes appeared around the pinon tree, less than 30 yards away. 

Now, I’ll add that I wasn’t exactly camo’ed out.  I was wearing my work pants and an orange t-shirt.  I also had Iggy the hyper-dawg with me, although at the moment he was in hunt mode and crouched beside me (you would almost think he was a hunting dog).  We were situated pretty much in the open, with no cover at all between us and the birds.  I was pretty sure I could get the gun up and kill one of these guys if I wanted to, but instead I just waited to see what they’d do.  I figured I’d hear that tell-tale, “dork!” any second now, but instead the birds looked around for the “hen” they’d been chasing, and then, when she didn’t appear, proceeded to wander up the fenceline toward the woods.

I thought about it for a second.  If they were that willing to come to the call, I could get Kat out there and call one in for her.  I went back to the house.  We were both pretty busy with work the rest of the day, but at some point around three or four in the afternoon, Kat came back into the living room with a funny look on her face.  “Where’s the gun?” 

I couldn’t figure out the joke.  “What gun?”

She pointed out across the yard.  Out in the barn pasture three turkeys poked around, pecking at grasshoppers or ants or something and oblivious to the bloodthirsty thoughts of the two humans in the house.  I happened to have another double barrel in the closet, and some 3″ magnum, #2 steel shot close at hand.  She grabbed the gun while I grabbed the box call and we slipped out the back door. 

The three of us (Iggy was not about to be left behind again) snuck around the corner until we could see the birds.  I purred with the box call.  No reaction.  I clucked a few gentle clucks.  They didn’t even raise their heads.  I tossed out a couple of soft yelps.  Now I had their attention.  If I could coax them across the pasture they’d be in range for Kat to try a shot.  It wasn’t exactly a scene from the Outdoor Channel, but hey, I’m all about taking opportunity where it comes. 

For a moment, it looked like the two jakes (probably the same ones from earlier) were going to come up the hill.  But the third bird was a hen, and she wandered off in the wrong direction.  I called again, and while the horny, young birds seemed to think it over, I guess the real hen in front of them was more tempting than the unseen floozy behind that black Dodge truck.  In a few moments they were gone.

Wednesday morning dawned grey and cool.  Wednesday is trash day, so at first light I tossed our garbage in the truck and carried it down to the county road for pick-up.  The birds usually roost along a dry creek over on the neighbor’s place, and sure enough, as I put the bags by the road I could hear the fly-down cackles as they came down to start their day.  A little later, several gobbles echoed down the canyon.  I finished off-loading the trash and boogied back to the house. 

I gave the birds a little time to regroup, then went out to the edge of the pasture with the slate call.  I scratched out some soft clucks.  No response.  Gentle yelps got no answer.  Louder, more plaintive yelps went unanswered.  I sat silently, waiting to hear any turkey sounds.  I heard cardinals.  There was the song of a canyon wren.  A jay squawked from the cedars.  But no turkeys could be heard.  No hens.  No toms.  Not even those silly little jakes. 

I thought we’d give it another go this morning, but Kat had too many other things to deal with.  Truth be told, I did too, so I don’t know if the birds have disappeared from the face of the earth, or if they’re out there gamboling in the pasture even as I type this post.

Danged ol’ turkey burds.

The Thunderchickens Are Gobbling!

March 14, 2013

When I go out to feed Iggy, the wonder dawg in the morning, we hear them.  I stroll out to check the fences, and I hear them.  Celebrating the sunset out on the porch, we hear them.

The turkeys are getting fired up, and even though everyone out here is praying for rain, the big birds are starting to really strut and preen in the fields and pastures.  I’ve been watching our local flock, and it looks like the big boys are just now getting into the swing of things.  There’s been a little posturing and some sparring as the hormones and instincts start to meld together into that big, orgy of idiocy that marks the turkey breeding season.  At this rate, it won’t be more than a few days before the all-out battles are joined, toms are driven off by bigger toms, and the birds lose almost all their common sense. 

Fortunately, it looks like the madness will correspond to the turkey season opener here in Edwards County, on March 16.  I’ve already got one picked out, although Kat is making noise like she’d like to shoot one this year too.  I think she still wants vengeance after that California tom called her a “dork” right to her face, before flying off across a ravine and out of sight. 

 My fingers are crossed that the birds don’t disappear into thin air like they did on the season opener last year.

A Very Short Note – Airgun Hunting Turkeys

January 3, 2013

So, after a couple of years of waiting, yesterday finally brought my first opportunity to  take a turkey with my Benjamin Marauder, .25 caliber air rifle.  On my cameras, I saw where the birds had been passing through the past few days, and yesterday when I looked out, I could see a few in the barn pasture.  I quickly aired up the rifle and dove into the woods to circle around.

Chow time!About halfway to where I’d seen the three birds, I heard a rustling in the brush ahead.  I froze and squatted down.  On a well-worn deer trail, about 25 yards away, I spotted a feathery breast.  The bird came right up the trail, and as she did, I realized there were several more in line behind her.  I quickly took a sitting rest, leveled the scope on an opening in the branches, and waited for a shot.  I decided I’d aim for the base of the neck, which should make a killing shot with this rifle.  A head shot was out of the question due to the movement of the birds and the level of the brush that kept obscuring them when they’d stop and look around.

The first two birds slipped through without stopping, but then a big hen stepped into the opening and stopped.  The two-stage trigger seemed to take forever to engage, but then the pellet was away!  Unfortunately, the bird had started to walk again at almost the same instant.  I heard the “thwack”, and realized I’d managed to hit the bird flat on the wing… about two inches from where I’d been aiming.  The bird flapped and ran over a little rise, while about 15 other turkeys suddenly started racing around in chaos.  When all was quiet, I went to see the damage.

Turkey wings are pretty damned tough.  I’ve heard more than one story of .22 magnums bouncing off without any damage.  I know, first hand, that a shotgun won’t penetrate.  And after yesterday, I now know that a .25 caliber pellet, fired from my Marauder won’t penetrate a turkey’s wings either.

I’ll have another go with the air rifle, as soon as I get the chance.  But I will definitely have to be a lot more careful about my shot selection.

The Kidlet Is Showing Me How It’s Done

April 16, 2012

Some of us spend a lot of time talking about how much we “ought to be” turkey hunting this season.  Others… well, some others just go get it done!

Here’s my brother’s 5 year-old grandson, Damien, and his North Carolina gobbler from this year… and his first ever.  Look at that boy smile!

So now, of course, the pressure’s on.  Can “Uncle Phillip” get off his butt and get a bird on the ground this season?  Heck, can Uncle Phillip get off his butt and attempt to get a bird on the ground?

Well, I certainly intend to… but the road to hell and all that, right?

Talk is cheap.

There is no try, there is only do.

I get it!  Alright!  No more putting it off.  No excuses about my gun malfunctioning.  I’m gonna do it!  I’m gonna go turkey hunting…

But I don’t think anything I can shoot this year is going to be nearly as rewarding as this bird was to Damien.

Congrats, boy!  You done good!

Hog Blog Friends In The Field – Guest Post – Tom And Porky In A Weekend

April 6, 2012

This post is from my friend, David Bonini.  Thanks for sharing it, Dave!

While Phillip is travelling to and fro, I thought I would offer up some content to keep his loyal followers entertained. That is when it hit me. Who the heck am I and why would anyone want to read my stories? For it is Phillip that we faithfully tune into everyday. He is the one we really want. We all like to read his stories, engage in thoughtful debate or just live vicariously through his adventures. I started getting nervous. What could I possibly add that will keep you entertained? I am not a writer and the closest I have come to being considered one was the “Car of the Month” article I wrote for the high school newspaper in the 1980’s. How can I fill his shoes?

While I might not be able to fill Phillip’s shoes, I am going to give it my best shot. You see, I have been fishing and/or hunting most of my life and I have been accused by many of having the oratory skills to spin a yarn, to tell tales (some of them true) around a campfire, watercooler, driveway, backyard barbque, bar room or any other place where people will lend me their ear. I thought I might put some of these tales on paper and share them with you via the Hog Blog. I hope you find them entertaining but most of all, I hope they give you a reason to engage because that is what a blog is all about right? After you read, please get engaged. Please comment and share your point of view.

As I headed out to the field this weekend, I knew I would be confronted with some of the same ethical questions and circumstances that were depicted in Phillip’s blogs recently. I was to be accompanied with my youngest daughter, Serra (13), with this being only her second hunt since getting her license this year. In order to be a good mentor, I thought a lot about what would come of this weekend and the lessons that would be imparted to her.

I hired a guide for this hunt, Ernie Sanders and his son Mike Sanders from Middletown, CA. Ernie owns and operates D and E Guide Service. He hunts several thousand acres of private ranch land that spans across a good chunk of Lake County. The properties are loaded with wildlife. Our targets this weekend were wild hogs and turkeys. This was my third hunt with Ernie and it was my daughter’s first guided hunt in her short career. With one black tailed doe and one mountain quail on her resume, she was eager to get out there and bag her tom turkey. Heck this hunt was guided. We would just roll up to a blind, the turkeys would show up and we would shoot them. Well not really.

Upon our arrival at the ranch we found ourselves going over gun safety and the use of the 12 gauge shotgun that Ernie lent her. His gun would give her a little more range than her 20 gauge and his had electronic sights on it. The sights force you to keep your head in the proper position and there is a red or green dot that helps you aim.

On Saturday morning, Ernie and Serra headed out in the stormy weather while I went with his son Mike.The night before Mike had put me on a large group of hogs that had five large boars in the group. I am disabled and Mike had to help me through a barbed wire fence and over two small ridges on our quarter mile stalk. He put me within 200 yards of the hogs. He wanted me to get closer and the wind was in our favor so we definitely could have done it but that  put me in a tough spot. From our location, I could take a seated position with my back to an oak tree and my rifle on my bipod. This is where I was faced with a tough decision. Could I make this shot and make an ethical kill? I know that I can do it from 100 yards but what about 200? I have killed an elk at almost 300 yards and I have the confidence to do it but I can’t tell you why I feel so confident. I mean, all of my range time has been on a flat range at 100 yards or less. I had to weigh the option of going out into the open and taking a standing shot at 100 yards or staying put and taking the shot from a seated position. Mike offered to bring a chair out with us but I told him not to. Foolish pride I guess. I was comfortable sitting against a tree and using my bipod so I made the decision against the guide’s wishes to get closer. So there I was with a broadside hog shooting at a downhill angle. I have never personally shot at this angle and boy did I flub it. I put the 200 yard dot on its vitals and squeezed off the round. I put that bullet right over the top of the hog. Needless to say all the hogs escaped. Mike kept his cool and used this as a learning opportunity. He probably wanted to say, “I told you so” but instead he spoke to me about what went right and what went wrong. He talked to me about not repeating the same mistakes and that if given another opportunity, we are bringing the chair, getting closer and taking more time to make sure we can make the shot. In other words, he gave me my chance, now it is time for me to listen to the professional. Read more

Back In Texas – Catching Up On The Game Cams

March 12, 2012

Well, it’s been two weeks since I last checked out the Moultries here on the Hillside Manor.  But I’m back now, and first thing this morning Iggy and I were out to pull the cards and see what came to visit while we were gone.  This time should have been a little different, since I didn’t really have any corn or anything to put out when we left in February.  I wondered if I’d still get visitors… and boy, did I!

The whitetail are still thick.  With the yard fenced now, keeping the goats at bay, the deer are having a field day on the greenery.  There must have been a half-dozen standing there when I rolled in Sunday night.  They’re all over the game cams too.  Nothing particularly outstanding, except a return visit from “Funkhorn”.

I keep waiting to see a bunch of hogs nosing around under the trees, but so far there’s been no sign.  Also continuously absent are the axis deer.  I saw a few down the road about a half-mile from the house, but still nothing here on the place.  I’m holding out hope, though, with the rain bringing up the greenery, my pasture is starting to green up real nice.  I’ve also knocked down a bunch of juniper (cedar), so there’s good open pasture with dense edges.

The surprise I did get was a nice one, though.  On my morning walk, I noticed several patches of scratching on the dirt.  A little further along the trail, I spotted the tell-tale, J-shaped scat of a tom turkey.  I hurried my walk to check the camera and, sure enough, it looks like right there at the end of February, I had a couple of visitors.

Turkey season opens in this part of Texas on March 17.  I can take up to four toms during the season, but I’m not wanting to be greedy… I just want one for now.  I just hope the guys working on my back fenceline haven’t scared them off.

Finally, though, the majority of the most expensive work is pretty much done.  The stone masons put the final touches on the rock wall under the porch this morning, and the carpenters have pretty much wrapped up.  The only things left are to install the ceiling fan and connect the wiring  for my lights and fixtures to the box.

I think the place is looking pretty danged good!


Spring Fever… Turkey Time, Etc.

March 6, 2012

It’s that time of year.

The weather is fighting its annual battle, with cold-and-wet doing its best to hold its ground while warm-and-dry is pushing hard to take over.  It’s an epic conflict, resulting in wild winds and raging climatic fluctuations.  Across the midwest and south, it’s the beginning of tornado season as the warring frontal systems stir eddies and rip currents in the ocean of air in which we all swim.  Out here in the west, it’s a mix of sunshine and drizzling fog… frigid mornings and balmy afternoons.

Of course the weather isn’t the only thing in tumult right now.  For many creatures, spring fever is a very real phenomenon.  And amongst the critters feeling the pull are the wild turkeys!

That’s right, it’s turkey time!  Here in the San Francisco Bay Area, the birds are still in big, mixed groups.  But I’m already seeing the beginnings of strut behavior and competition.  The jakes are sparring, and the bigger toms are starting to puff up and demonstrate their dominance.  It won’t be long around here before the breeding season is going full bore, and the canyons will echo with gobbles, purrs, putts, and cackles.

Are you ready?

I know I am, although I’m probably going to open my turkey season down in the Texas Hill Country this year (if I can get access to some of the properties where the birds are holding).  It’s time to dust off the decoys, clean up the camo, and pattern the scatterguns (or sight in the bows).  It’s time to drive the dog (and the rest of the household) crazy, practicing my turkey calls.  I’ve been a little slack this year, so I really need to get at it.

I’ve got some new toys to try out this year, and I’ve been eager all year for turkey season to finally arrive so I can get them into action.

For decoys, I received a couple of the Montana Decoys for review.  I’ve never used the silhouette-type decoys, but the folks at Montana assure me that they work like a charm.  I guess I’ll know soon, when I put out the “Teaser” hen and “Mr. T” tom.

I’ve also been dying to use this Benjamin Marauder for turkeys.  I had a great plan this fall, but coyotes showed up and crashed that party.  Since then, I’ve been doing a lot of shooting with this thing, but haven’t really been able to use it for anything other than paper.   Between Texas and California, I’m hoping to to finally shed some feathers!  Of course, I’ll keep the Mathews and the shotgun handy as well… just in case!

Got big plans for turkey season this year?



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