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Keeping It Alive…

May 29, 2014

Another week has blown by already, and while I’ve had the best intentions for updates and new content… well, it hasn’t happened.  If new posts were the pulse of a blog (and they are), then the Hog Blog would be on life support right now (and it pretty much is).

Ian's boarFortunately, while I’ve been whiling away the hours at the day job, someone is out there getting things done.  Virtual friend and occasional commenter, Ian, got out to some private property and put the smack down on a really nice boar.  Make sure you click the image to see the larger version, to get a better look at the cutters on this sucker.

If you enlarge the photo, you’ll also see that Ian dropped this wooly-booger with a head shot.  Now my normal practice is to discourage this particular shot placement, but there’s no question that it’s effective when properly executed.  In this case, Ian took the shot at around 25 yards, which makes it pretty much a “gimme” with a scoped rifle.  Hard for me to be too critical of that.

On a completely different note, hunters in San Benito and Monterey counties (CA) have the opportunity to enter a drawing for a box of lead-free ammo.

Once again, the Ventana Wildlife Society (http://www.ventanaws.org/) is holding an online raffle for local hunters, to encourage the use of lead-free ammo in this critical section of condor habitat.  Just jump onto their website and complete the sign-up form.  You can even choose whether to receive cartridges or just the bullets (if you’re a hand-loader).  But move quickly, because there’s a limit of 200 boxes before the giveaway dries up.

 

 

 

 

Huge Wild Boar Taken In North Carolina

March 13, 2014

I knew the hogapotamus came from the Great Dismal Swamp, but this monster from Bertie County verifies the tale.

It’s funny sometimes, how when I can’t think of anything to write about, something like this falls right into my lap.

Nightmares Of The Hoggish Kind

February 28, 2014

Well, by this point on a lovely Friday, I had hoped to be heading up to Mississippi to join my friend Rex Howell and the rest of the Christmas Place gang on another big hog hunt.  Last year’s event was definitely a riot, even though Rex made sure to put out plenty of HogbeGone™ around my stands.  I figured I could overcome those odds with a little perseverance (aka stubborn, bullheadedness) this season.

But then he had to go and tell me about the newest denizen of the Famous Christmas Place… the vicious hogapotamus!

Now there aren’t many things in the woods that scare me.  Mr. No-Shoulders barely gives me pause.  Bears and catamounts don’t even rate a shudder.  The only shivers induced by the howl of a wolf pack are shivers of excitement. Even Sasquatch hardly makes me look over my shoulder (except on dense, foggy mornings in the bowels of Kokopelli Valley… but that’s a different tale).  I’ve spent days alone in the deepest woods and darkest swamps without the slightest inkling of fear.

But that was before I heard about the hogapotamus.

The fearsome hogapotamus! He’s obviously real, because he was on NatGeo!

Everyone knows you don’t mess around with this beast.  In his native habitat, the Great Dismal Swamp that lies along the North Carolina/Virginia line, the hogapotamus is known to be a wicked, bloodthirsty killer.  No one is safe in his presence, neither man nor beast (nor peanuts, nor soybeans, nor sweet potatoes…).

Unlike other predators, he doesn’t hunt by stealth.  Instead, he crashes through the brush like a bulldozer, roaring his terrible roar and rolling his terrible eyes and gnashing his terrible teeth as all living things, furred, finned, or feathered, flee ahead of him in abject terror.  Sooner or later, some pitiful creature will succumb to paroxysms of horror and fall twitching and trembling in his path.  Then the hogapotamus will feast.

The method used by the beast to kill and consume his prey is too grisly to share on a family-oriented website.  Suffice to say that trained biologists have fainted away merely at the site of a hogapotamus kill.  No one who has witnessed the actual event has survived to tell the tale, except for one poor game warden who is still confined to the madhouse in an extreme, state of catatonia.

I’d always felt that by moving all the way across the country from North Carolina, I might have finally escaped the horrific hold this monster held over my tiny mind.  Here in Texas, surrounded by heavily armed neighbors and scorpions, I thought I was finally safe.  My nightmares abated, and I felt free to once again roam the woods and wastes with rifle in hand and a carefree song in my head.  But now… now to hear that this thing is as close as Mississippi… it’s all too much.

So I’ve cancelled my visit to the Famous Christmas Place.  I’m chicken.  I admit it.

If Rex and the gang survive the weekend, I’ll be looking forward to tales of derring-do and adventure… as well as any photos of regular ol’ hawgs.  I’m sure they’ll kill a pile, since Rex won’t feel the need to chase them out of the county before I arrive.

Public Land Hog Hunting Strategies!

June 28, 2013

glassing

Wanna bet this post title sets new records for hits?

“There are no pigs on public land.”

If I had a dime for every time I’ve heard that I could probably afford ammo for my hog rifle.  But if you ask a lot of hunters, especially CA hunters, that’s a common refrain.  Of course we know it’s not true, but looking at CA, there’s a whole lot of land, and a whole lot of hunters, but not much success.  Still, when you think about those first two things, that last one makes sense. 

Hogs are smart.  Seriously, they’re pretty much on par with dogs, if not smarter.  They learn… and they retain.  It doesn’t take many run-ins with humans before they figure out where to go and when to go there.  They’re also not afraid of logging some miles between dinner and bed, so if one place is a little too hot, they’ll find someplace else.  So if you put a bunch of hunters in an area, the hogs are going to find another area… at least during shooting hours.  And despite the fact that the place may be covered in sign, you never see a hog.

Very little is as frustrating as hitting the trail in the morning to find dozens of fresh tracks crisscrossing the ridges you just hunted all the previous day.  They’ll poop in your footprints, and then trot off giggling their little piggy giggles.  I’ve literally rousted myself out of camp to see fresh rooting less than 50 yards from my parked vehicle.  I even heard grunting outside the camper in the wee, dark hours.  But then you’ll spend the day busting your ass up and down over ridge and rill, glassing like a madman, only to find… well, nothing.  No pigs, big or little. 

So tip number one for public land hunters… hunt where no one else hunts. 

If you’ve been hearing about a particular spot for years, don’t go there.  Everyone else has been hearing about it too.  And they beat you to it.  Hogs like crowds of other hogs… not crowds of hunters.  You’re going to find them in the place you never heard about. 

Here’s a typical scenario.  Joe hears about this spot where Jim saw a lot of sign.  Bill told Jim that Sam shot a pig there six years, four months, and seven days ago.  Joe asks Jim to ask Bill to ask Sam where he shot the pig.  Sam tells Bill to tell Jim to let Joe know that the pig was in a clearing about 200 yards south of the big rock that’s just in the shadow of the forked oak tree.  Joe takes off in search of that oak tree, finds it, sees no pigs, and comes back to tell Jim to tell Bill to let Sam know that there aren’t any more pigs there. 

A couple of likely things have happened here.

The first possibility is that, by the time Joe heard the tale, odds are that a dozen other hunters also heard it.  They all came to try their luck.  The pigs said, “the heck with all this noise,” probably after Sam’s first shot, and they boogeyed on down the canyon to a new place.  If Joe had persevered and covered some ground outside of that “comfort zone”, he might have found himself a hog to shoot. But instead, since the hot spot didn’t pan out, Joe declared the whole area a bust.  Tomorrow, he’ll be asking Ralph to tell him where Ann told Sue that her boyfriend, Buck, shot that hog.

And that brings us to tip number two… never underestimate the value of hard work and perseverance. 

What Joe should have done is spread out and work the area hard.  Cover ground.  Find sign.  Locate key features such as water, bedding areas, and food.  And then hunt the hell out of it.  If you just drop by once a month or so when you’ve got nothing better to do, you might as well just be rolling the dice on success.  It could happen, but it probably won’t.  You need to be willing and able to hammer an area good and hard if you find good sign.  Get out there before the sun rises, and don’t leave until it’s dark… or better yet, pack a tent and stay out there.  Keep after it and then, maybe if the breezes of fortune are gentle across your fantail, you’ll have the same kind of luck that Sam had.

Of course, the more likely possibility is that Sam lied.  Hunters do that.  Successful public land hunters probably do it even more. 

And this leads us to tip number three.  If you find a good spot, don’t give it away. 

It’s tempting, of course, to come off as the hero.  We all want to be the nice guy, right?  More importantly, we want to be perceived as the great hog hunter who found hogs on public land.  So we share a little info about a hot spot, or pass along a tip to a friend.  Maybe it’s texting someone a GPS coordinate, or maybe just circling a general area on the map with admonishments to, “keep this to yourself.” 

“Oh, your secret’s safe with me,” your friend will assure you. 

Sam’s secret was safe too… until he told Bill. 

Look, it’s not some nefarious, ill-willed plot to ruin your honey hole.  It’s just that people talk.  You share that special info with a trusted friend who shares it with a trusted friend… it’s how things work.  If you want a hot spot to stay hot, you have to keep it to yourself… at least until you have a new hot spot to replace it. 

You don’t have to be unfriendly about it.  In fact, be helpful.  Just not too helpful.  Give a few suggestions about other places you’ve seen hog sign.  Give away someone else’s honey hole, like the place where you heard that Ann’s boyfriend, Buck, shot his public land hog.  Even better, pass along the advice I’ve just shared here. 

Think of it like the old aphorism about teaching a man to fish…

If you give a friend your honey hole and he goes there and kills a hog, you’ve lost a friend and a honey hole.  If you teach a friend to find his own honey hole… well, you’ve probably still lost a friend because if he’s smart, he isn’t going to tell you how to find his honey hole.

It’s a vicious circle, this public land hog hunting.  Vicious.

 

 

From The Guide’s Desk – Getting Your Money’s Worth On A Paid Hog Hunt

June 27, 2013

Thought ya’ll might like a break from the lead ban discussion. Let’s see if this one is any less controversial…

guides deskWhile running through my Facebook feed the other day, I saw yet another post where someone was looking for “cheap” hog hunting opportunities in California. I read through the comments/responses, and through it all ran the same old thread I’ve been seeing for years.  There were a few helpful suggestions.  There were a couple of guide services plugging their own operations.  And there were the guys, stubbornly mired in a fantasy world, who insist that no one should pay more than $XXX for a hog hunt.  Some of what I read bothered me a little bit, so I figure it’s worth sticking my two cents in on the topic. 

I’ll start by saying that I haven’t done extensive research lately.  I used to be pretty diligent in researching outfitters and guides, both to get some ideas on new hunting locations as well as to keep a competitive eye on the market.  But I don’t live or guide in CA anymore, and my research down here in TX is really just getting started.  I think that, between what I’m finding now and what I knew before, I can make some pretty solid extrapolations.

The truth is, for a quality, guided hog hunt you need to plan on paying upwards of $500 (this appears to be true no matter where you’re hunting… CA, TX, GA, SC., etc.).  In most cases, you’re going to pay significantly more.  I was looking at a couple of operations here in TX recently, and found that their hog hunts were running in the neighborhood of $400/day… with a two or three day minimum.  A guided, weekend hunt at a nice place in SC will set you back around $900-$1200.  Day hunts in the “Brush Country” area of west-central TX are showing up from $450 to $600, which is pretty much identical to what a hunter will pay in the central coast region of CA. (There are also cheaper hunts advertised, often $100-$200/day… but when you read the fine print, you find that those include “kill fees”, and even mandatory field-dressing/skinning fees.)

Are there cheaper options?  Definitely.  I suppose that some folks will even luck into a real deal for half that amount.  It’s not really a regulated industry, so prices are entirely up to the operator.  Of course, the flip side of that is that the quality of the hunt can also be entirely up to the operator, and if you didn’t pay very much in the first place, the incentive to offer real value isn’t going to be very high.

So how do you decide?

It really comes down to your expectations.  What do you want to get from your hunt?  What are you willing to accept?  Are you out for the guaranteed kill, are you hoping to get an education, or do you just want to experience a good hunt in some beautiful country?  Do you need a skilled guide who can help you with everything from finding game to skinning and butchering?  What do you want in regards to accommodation?

So let’s say you have an operator who says he offers a guided hunt in CA for $450.  He tells you that the pigs they kill average 200 to 300 lbs.  Sounds pretty good, no? 

Well, as a novice hunter you may not be aware that a 200 lb feral hog isn’t necessarily rare, but let me tell you that a 200 pounder is a really big pig in the wild.  And 300 lbs?  That is a true monster among feral swine.  Do such hogs exist in the wild?  Absolutely.  But as a hunter and guide with a reasonable amount of experience, I can tell you that I’d question anyone who told you their average kill was that large. 

The operative word here is “question”.  Don’t be afraid to ask.  Maybe the outfitter has a solid explanation.  For example, if he’s running hunts inside an enclosure, a high-fence ranch, it’s entirely possible that they have a good stock of large hogs.  Maybe they manage their hunters and their herd to keep a ready supply of trophy-sized animals.  Or maybe they run hunts on tens of thousands of acres with a lot of pigs, and only allow the hunters to shoot really large hogs.  But the only way to find out is to ask.

By asking, you’ll know if you’re about to show up and hunt inside a fence.  Personally, I don’t have a problem with that… but some folks do.  When I was guiding out at Native Hunt, I saw more than one client get upset when they found out that their hunt would be in an enclosure.  Newsflash, people… when this happens, it isn’t the outfitter’s fault, it’s the customer’s.  You’ve got to do your homework! (Native Hunt offered both high fence and free-range hunts, but unless specified otherwise by the hunter, we put them where they would find pigs.)

Asking questions is also a two-way communication.  Maybe you’re not really interested in killing a 200 lb. hog, but would be perfectly happy with a 100-pounder for the luau pit.  Are you opposed to hunting with dogs?  Are you able to hump up and down steep canyons?  You give the guide a chance to find out what you want, and you get to find out what the guide expects. 

So that’s the $450 guided hunt.  What about these cheap hunts you hear about for $250 – $300/day? 

To be honest, there aren’t that many places doing this anymore, but when you can find them it can be a really great opportunity… for a great hunt or a flat-out bust. For this kind of money, you should know you’ll get a bare bones hunt with minimal extras.  Usually, at this price you’re getting access to someone’s property or lease.  You won’t be guided (although some outfits, like Bryson Hesperia, will give you a ton of good intel if you ask), and you won’t have anyone packing your game out or processing it for you.  This can be a good opportunity for an experienced hunter, but you still need to do the homework.  What are success rates?  Is there a time of year that’s better than others?  If you don’t do some serious homework on this kind of hunt, you are setting yourself up for frustration. 

Doing your homework is just as important when you’re looking at the higher-priced hunts. In fact, it might even be more important.  Just because you’re paying a lot, doesn’t mean you’ll get a lot.  I’ve seen hunts advertised at $1000 for a weekend where the hunters stay in run-down farm buildings and have to provide their own food.  The “guided hunt” consists of taking the group of six to eight hunters out to tree stands and bait piles, and leaving them there for a few hours.  In other cases, I’ve seen weekend hunts for $650 where the hunters stay in a beautiful lodge with quality meals provided and the guiding is two hunters per guide.  Either way can be perfectly fine, as long as you know what to expect.  The only way to find out is to ask. 

So what does this all boil down to? 

Basically this… the days of the cheap hog hunt are pretty much over.  Not only that, but prices are going up.  Even in states like TX where hogs have become such a nuisance that the state has pulled out all the stops to reduce them, landowners and hunt operators are capitalizing on the popularity of hog hunting.  There are still bargains available, but never has caveat emptor meant more than it does today.  Remember that whenever a deal seems too good to be true… well, you know the rest. 

At risk of redundancy (I know I’ve written about this many times before), I’ll offer these recommendations for getting the most out of your hunting dollar:

  • Define your expectations clearly before you ever contact an outfitter or guide.  You need to know what you want before you can tell someone else.
  • Communicate these expectations to the outfitter or guide.  Don’t be afraid to be specific about what you’re hoping to get for your money.  You don’t have to be a jerk, but be upfront and honest.
  • Be completely clear about what you will accept, and what you will not (e.g. high fence, hounds, road hunting, etc.).
  • Be prepared to be flexible.  These are wild animals.  They don’t always do what the guide expects them to do.  Sometimes you have to be willing to adjust if you want success. 
  • Verify what is included in the price of the hunt (guides, accommodation, food, skinning/field dressing, etc.).  The more you pay, the more important this is.  You may find that what one outfitter offers for $1200 can be had from another at half that price.
  • Ask about success rates.  Guided hog hunts usually have high success rates, but if anyone advertises 100%, then question them.  Also note that some outfitters advertise “shot opportunity” instead of actual success.  Be sure you understand and agree about the definition of “shot opportunity” before you book the hunt. 
  • Ask for referrals AND THEN CALL THEM.  (Be sure to ask for successful as well as unsuccessful referrals.)
  • Oh… and ask about tips.  The outfitter may hedge, but it’s always good to feel out the expectation. 

The bottom line is that you are responsible for ensuring that your hunting experience is everything you want it to be.  It’s true that part of hunting is the unexpected twists of nature (human and wild), and that sometimes stuff happens beyond your control.  But the more proactive you can be, the more likely you are to have the experience and success you’re looking for.

Some Things I Miss… Tejon Ranch

May 21, 2013

I’ve had my hot and cold attitudes about Tejon Ranch over the years, as they writhed and contorted to appease the environmentalists, to get approval for construction and development projects, and to get ahead of the lead ammo issue.  But the truth is, it’s still a magical place and one of my favorite hunting locations of all time.

And it’s in California.  I am not.

A California-based hunting magazine, Relentless 365, has started cranking out some really cool web videos on YouTube, and the other day I had the chance to view this newest release… Tejon Ranch Hogs.  It’s about 21 minutes of footage of bow hunts all over the ranch, and it gives you a pretty good idea of what the dedicated hunter can find on this place.  What made it particularly special to me was that I’ve hiked and crawled a lot of the same places you see here.  It really got the old memories going, I can say that much!

Anyway, here’s the video.  21 minutes is a long time, in web terms, but this is SO worth sitting still for.  Check it out.

Reminiscing… Kat’s First Boar

May 15, 2013

While we’re on a run here, this is one of my favorite vids (and one of my prouder moments).  The video tells the tale…

Wild Boar Hunting In Britain – Video

May 1, 2013

This isn’t a new video, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never put it here.

A Little Toe Tappin’ While I’m Gone

February 28, 2013

The Hog Blog went to Mississippi, he was lookin’ for a hog to kill

He was in a bind, ’cause he was way behind, and he was lookin’ to make a deal

He came across a young boar rubbin’ on a fence post and making a mess

The Hog Blog jumped up on a hickory stump, he said, hog, let me tell you this.

You’re a mighty fine specimen, but give the Hog Blog his due

I got a bullet of gold, against your soul, says I got more friends than you

 

The hog said, my name’s Wilbur, and it it might be a sin,

but I’ll take your bet and you’re gonna regret, ’cause I’m the most popular that’s ever been.

Then the Hog Blog opened up his case, and he said I’ll start this show.

And fire flew from the muzzle as he zeroed in his scope.

He tossed the empty in the creek, and it made an evil hiss.

But no one came to see the show, something was amiss.

(Instrumental)

When he finished, Wilbur laughed, well you’re pretty good old son.

But look around, you’re all alone, nobody didn’t come.

Then he played..

Corn on the mountain run boys run

Apples and berries gotta gitcha some!

Punkins and taters and watermelon too

And here came the hogs, two by two

(Instrumental)

And when he finished the Hog Blog smiled, grinned from ear to ear

and as those hogs came trotting in, he shot them far and near

Wilbur screamed, “you sonofabitch”, what did you just do?

But then the Hog Blog grinned, took careful aim, and then shot Wilbur too.

(Instrumental)

 

 

Magnolia State Bound – Mississippi Hawgs Beware!

February 22, 2013

Hog DeathA couple of weeks ago, I got an interesting message on my Facebook page.  Turns out I was officially invited to the 4th Annual Hog Death at the famous Christmas Place. 

Now Rex, from the Deer Camp blog has been inviting me to come out and enjoy some of that Mississippi hospitality for several years now, but I’ve always had to decline for one reason or another.   But every time, I struggle to balance responsibility against my desire to get out there and meet another blogger… and to hog hunt in another state. 

Well, this year it’s all working out.  The invitation found me between work travel, and with no hunting trips to organize.  Of course, there’s a lot of work to be done around the ranch, but it’s nothing that can’t wait another week or two. 

Besides, I hear there’s going to be a “world famous hog hunter” at the event this year.  I can’t wait to meet this guy.  I’d sure like to pick his brain!

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